why am i awake
because you don’t need beauty sleep you’re already so beautiful
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM LONDON!
we do fireworks.
These fireworks were edible can I just add
is that butter
no it’s stonehenge
I can’t believe it’s not butter
books are just dead tattoed trees
That’s metal as fuck
- so today after I bought her a gift card for her and her husband to her favorite restaurant, I wrapped the box it came in
- put it in another box stuffed with tissue paper
- wrapped that box
- put that box in a bigger box
- taped that box shut
- wrapped the big box
- wrapped it again in tissue paper
- put it in a bag filled with tissue paper
- and put a bow on it
- merry Christmas, I’m an asshole :)
I’m so doing this
I was thinking of you wrapping Kuzco